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BLOG NUMBER FORTY-FIVE: A PLEA... APPEASE... A SLEEP... PLEASE... A SPELL... A PALE APE LEAPS...




Scratched into the frost of my frozen car windscreen. I managed to decipher, transcribe and capture it before it melted away like disappearing tears...




GIZZ US A FLAMIN’ GO! by Den Ghostliven.


“Homicidal pink birds? Don’t be absurd!”

The next thing heard, a furious flapping of feathered wings, drowning our bloodcurdling screams. The avian attackers swooped down; a cacophony of caws, cackling like laughter, soundtracking the slaughter.

Who’d of thought a dream safari could turn sour so quickly? As the relentless beaks pecked, blood streaks splattered. It was a matter of fight or flight. We armed ourselves with otherwise harmless devices: walking sticks, parasols.

I grabbed my zipper and an aerosol, unleashing a napalm spray.

It f****d that flock right up.

Turns out that chicken ain’t the only finger lickin’ barbequed bird.



My patience is beginning to be tested. I consider myself quite a reasonable individual, but honestly, the joke is wearing ever so thin now Den. Please, for goodness sake, give it a blooming rest , eh? Thanks.





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