HOW LEAN by Den Ghostliven.
Cut yourself a razor-thin slice.
Spiced squash pie; a family recipe, more ancient than paganistic Samhain. Swallowed, its seasonal secret ingredient’s powerfully potent. Baked right, it bestows gifts upon the maker.
Eternal life! Until this haunted night arrives again.
So, the usual ritual. Cut then gut the pumpkin, putting your all into creating another tasty tart. Fantastic! But the real magic? Grated flakes of human flesh, garnished with relish, served up to someone innocent.
Trick or treaters tuck in, they’re both tasting AND saving your skin!
Yes, you’re getting slimmer.
But there’s a few more years left in you yet.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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