BLOG NUMBER FIFTY-NINE: NEVER HAD HATE IN THEIR HEART ONLY HURT, SEEPING INTO THEIR SLEEPING WORLD...

HYMN

he is me best frend in the hole wyde world. my bestest frend in the galixy even!

i nevur evur had me one befor. not till i meat hymn. uver kids at scool just be beeting me up and call me them horid names lyke spannur or bumface or shitfourbrayns.

ha! thay ar the reel stoopid ones. i no that four brayns is mutch betur than one!

but hymn not be sayin bad fings lyke that. no way nevur! he dont say not one bad wurd about us.

met hymn in the big forist that grows rite neer us. mum keeps sayin best not play ther you! not since that kid went and gone got hymnself missin. but it dont bother me nun at all. i be not scaired of nufin me. not fraid of them wuuds. not fraid of goin there at nyte tyme wen its dark an the wynd blows and mayk noyses like lytlle baybees screemin.

i got a big big seecret yu see! so big its sumtyme hard to keep it insyde. thats wy i am riting this douwn. its lyke tellin wiv out reely tellin.

i got a den out ther. reel hard to find.

my den is hiden!

ha ha! wot a funy joke yep? but its tru rite enuf. rite deep in them trees wer nobudy gos. not nobudy else nos of it. just me.

and now hymn.

he waits out ther for me to cum and see hymn. reel kwiet. youd nevur guess hes ther. not in a milliun billiun yeers.

i tell hymn stuff lyke all my seecrets and all me jokes and he always lissens. he dont ask me kwestchuns. nevur calls me slow or stoopid or iddiut. we have a rite gud larf i tell yu! sumtymes we wressell like wot they do on telly on a saterday afturnoon. eazy! eazy! i always win. he dont mynd nun if i byte or kick hymn. hes a bit durty tho. a bit stinkey and sumtymes he rubs rite off on me.

got to keep it seecret tho. growen ups wuud take hymn away. dont want to looze me only reel frend. only just found hymn.

and that wer reel lucky.

hiden gud and propur he was. douwn in a big bush of nettulls. reel hard to see.

resckued hymn I did. got hymn out them bin bags. untyed hymn. drug hymn to me den. kept hymn safe an worm. luked aftur hymn. lyke wot gud maytes do.

shore hed say fank yu if he cud. mutch betur than beein left all alown in them wuuds.

spheshally at nyte.

betur to stay here. safe. wiv me. Fourevur.

and evur.

and evur.